Oscar

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 145 lbs.
Hometown: Bigville, OH
Trademarks: Held Leg Drop
Finisher: Oscar Flying Headbutt
Memorable Fueds: The Junks, Ethan Eaton, and Slap Slackerson
Famous Quote: "Candy canes?"
Claims: The only superhero stockboy, licensed by Giant Eagle

He made his appearance at DannoMania I and has been entertaining fans endlessly ever since. The entertainment only tripled after teaming forces with Stockboy Willy to form GE-Unit. If you make the comparisons between the W's and the L's in the record books there would be a large mass of losses, but that has not deterred this superhero from running amuck in the BWF:VoC and it begs the question. "Candy Canes?"