John Jack

Height: 6'2"
Weight: 270 lbs.
Hometown: Manitoba, Wisconsin
Trademarks: Claw, Sledge, Atomic Drop
Finisher: Wood Chopper (tag team finisher)
Memorable Fueds: None
Famous Quote: None
Claims: Tag team with his brother Jake Jack to form the Lumberjacks

John, and his slightly off brother Jake, hit the BWF:VoC Tag Team Division like Paul Bunyan as they chopped down opponents like they do trees back in Manitoba. Their winning streak may have finally ended, but John continues to please the crowds and so DPO has kept him around. John is always there to counter balance Jake and together this duo is more entertaining than Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. We can be sure to see some more lumberjacking and waiting gratuitous amounts of live air time for a certain part of song to anti-climactically hit. Only one thing is left for The Lumberjacks to do and that is to become the BWF: VoC Tag Team Champions.