Patriot Games (2007)

Slap in the Back featuring DPO, JLW, Jonny Blaze, AMB

AMB announces he will put Ace in the Hole up for grabs against Purple Glove Joe

Ace in the Hole Match: AMB v Purple Glove Joe (15:07)

Referee: Howard Johnson

Goblin came down and called his loss to AMB a fluke. AMB was not convinced, so Goblin proposed an Anti-Ace in the Hole contract. He could not compete for any belt for a year if he lost. AMB agreed.
Goblin starts off with a fury of moves
The PA system announced the softball game has switched from 3 to 5
AMB hit a northern lights, but a delay by the ref could have cost him the match
At 3:07 Goblin hit an F-Bomb, but it was too early
3:39 double kick up. AMB used an eye rake, to which Goblin responded with a low blow. The ref called it even.
A nice gut wrench by AMB at 4:23 had Goblin reeling
5:58 AMB took things to the outside and drove Goblin into the ladder. He followed this up with a powerbomb through boxes and Goblin took the full 9 count to get back in the ring.
A desperation facebuster got a 2 count for Goblin
AMB had been working hamstring for several minutes and Goblin was in bad shape, not able to put much weight on his leg. Goblin refused to submit.
Big Wild Thing at 11:34, but Goblin reversed into a cover. Ref called a double cover, so both had to release.
12:33 Goblin hit a Green Light Special, but AMB kicked
AMB, fearing a momentum swing pushed Goblin into the ref. Gale went to wake ref up and as he returned AMB hit him with the briefcase. Goblin barely kicked out.
14:08 AMB hit another Wild Thing, but Goblin kicked out
AMB went for a 3rd Wild Thing, but Golbin reversed into a Top Rope release Death on the Nile. After another Green Light Special he got the 3.

Winner: Green Goblin

Z-Division Championship King of the Mountain: Delete v The Fan v The Skinny v El Jim (26:59)

Referee: VP as commentator

Captain Blood left the BWF:VoC to serve in the Canadian Army and therefore vacated his belt.
At 2:19 The Skinny hit a suicide dive on El Jim, then The Fan dove out, and then Delete hit a front flip on the group to send them all to the ground
3:22 El Jim catapulted Delete on the ladder and The Fan
At the 4 min mark Delete went to get Sharon (the baby head) and began wreaking havoc. El Jim finally stopped that with a choke bomb through boxes. Jim then caught Skinny in a crossbody and sent him through boxes as well.
7:09 Fan hit a big T-Bone Suplex from the ring through boxes on Delete
7:46 Skinny hit a Stick from Above on a ladder sitting on El Jim for the 3 count. Skinny earns belt rights. El Jim penalty box for 2 minutes.
After 2 minutes El Jim emerges from the penalty box with a Mexicanna Slamma and chokeslam for Delete and pins him. El Jim earns belt rights. Delete penalty box for 2 minutes.
10:56 Fan hits Patented Rock bottom on El Jim and then another on The Skinny and pins him. Delete comes roaring out of the box and hits a LA Greetings on The Fan and then The Skinny before he can get in the box. Delete then pins The Fan. The Fan & Delete earn belt rights. The Skinny and The Fan penalty box for 2 minutes.
14:55 The Fan and Skinny had been released and The Fan had Skinny in a tree of woe with the ladder. Assaulted him as Delete laughed in the background. Fan then tips him over, leg still in the ladder.
15:28 Delete goes for a top rope LA Greetings, but Jim reverses it into a chokeslam.
A big Styrofoam shot from The Fan has El Jim reeling at 16:58
At 17:13 Skinny goes for the belt, but Delete grabs him in an electric chair drop off the ladder. The Fan hits Skinny with a box and Delete drops him back in the ring.
17:50 Skinny hits a SkinFlute on Jim. El Jim penalty box for 2 minutes.
19:20 Delete hits a top rope DVD on The Skinny
21:15 The Fan hits a Fan Slam from the ladder into the ring on Delete, partially snapping the ladder. El Jim, not to be out done, powerbombs Skinny from the ladder through boxes.
Fan begins to take control. He hits a flying headbutt on El Jim at 25:49. Then sends Skinny through boxes with an F-U and finally rock bottoms Delete to the ground and ascends the ladder and hangs the belt.

Winner: The Fan

Over the Flame w/ Jonny Blaze

The Skinny & DPO as guests
DPO & Jonny Blaze are shot

No Disqualification Match: The Skinny v Ross “The Boss” Steinhart (8:00)

Referee: Tim Cortez

Special Guest Commentators: El Ganador & Stockboy Willy

Ross dominates for the first 2 minutes
Skinny lashes out at Tim at 1:49 in frustration, but Tim assaults him.
A 3 pack is attempted by Skinny, but he stops at 2
A high spinning wheel kick at 3:18 by Ross
Stick from Above at 5:38, which is followed up with a classic “jug attack”
Skinny again threatens the referee. Cortez then attack him and decides there are now count outs.
Ross puts a box over Skinny’s head and hits the Hart Breaker at 7:48 for the win.

Winner: Ross “The Boss” Steinhart

King of the World Rumble: Ross “The Boss” Steinhart, Stockboy Willy, Rick “The Brick” Rock & TJ Dalton

Rick Rock @ 5:52 by TJ Dalton
Ross Steinhart @ 6:50 by TJ Dalton
TJ Dalton @ 6:52 by Stockboy Willy

Winner: Stockboy Willy

Tag Team Championship Boxes Elimination: The Masked Luchadores (c) v The Hart Rockers (11:02)

Referee: Tim Cortez

Before the bell was rung The Hart Rockers dropkicked El Ganador & Senor Sanchez out of the ring through boxes. Tim clarifies he had not called for the bell and the match is officially begun.
Head, Shoulder, Knees & Toes at 2:48 on Ganador
It was a back and forth battled and at 3:33 there was a standoff. Brick eventually broke the peace and it was back on.
4:19 Big Splash by Brick on Sanchez
El Ganador jumped off the top of the ladder for a Mexican Tickler, but was launched back up in the air sending him crashing back down with a splash at 6:10
A simple go-by from Sanchez on Rick sends him through boxes at 7:14. RICK ROCK ELIMINATED.
Ross dropkicks Sanchez out of the ring through boxes at 8:36. SENOR SANCHEZ ELIMINATED.
El Ganador bulldogs a ladder on Ross at 10:20. Then at 11:02 he follows it up with a suplex to the outside through boxes. Referee determines that even though Ganador hit first, it was his offensive move, therefore ROSS STEINHART ELIMINATED.

Winner: The Masked Luchadores

Champion of Champions: Stockboy Willy (KotW) v El Ganador (Tag Team) v The Fan (Z) v The Bouncer (UHC) (10:19)

Referee: Duncan Hines

The Bouncer starts by speaking with JLW at ringside for 1st 3 minutes
Fan dropkicks Ganador who almost falls in between the ring and fence at 1:36.
Bouncer finally enters after some trash talk between himself and Willy. The go at it hard until the other members break it up.
Fan clamps in an arm bar at 4:05 and Willy taps out. STOCKBOY WILLY ELIMINATED.
The Bouncer locks in an ankle lock at 5:17 on Ganador who taps. EL GANADOR ELIMINATED.
Fanton bomb at 6:24, but Bouncer was in the ropes. He follows this up with a flying headbutt, but Bouncer was still in the ropes.
Bouncer locked in a deep ankle lock at 7:40 and refused to release even though Fan had the ropes. Fan reversed out of it.
At 9:15 Bouncer locked in a Boston Crab and fell back on The Fan’s back, which made him cry out in pain.
9:48 Patented Rock Bottom, but Bouncer kicked
10:15 F-Bomb for the win
Bouncer hit the Break Neck DDT after the match on the referee, before heading to the back.

Winner: The Bouncer