Easter Eggstravaganza (2006)

Slap in the Back

Interviews with The Junks and Skinny via cell phone. The Rodeo gave their take on the portrayal of cowboys in the media, and then Bobby Eaton runs down the card.

Z-Division Championship: Darkside v Delete v Psycho Telekinesis (c) (15:58)

Referee: Nick Cage

  • Darkside hits an Imperial Slam on Delete before match begins
  • Delete missteps at 4:00 while attempting a chair shot on The Fan and his leg goes through the ring
  • Near fall at 6:00 for Darkside with an Obi-Wan Kenobi on Delete, but PT breaks it up
  • 7:30 Delete dives off the ladder and hits a huge elbow drop on Darkside thatdislocates his elbow and he continued to wrestle this way until Darkside twists it back
  • Nick Cage gets too close to the action and gets knocked out at the 9 min mark
  • Wild Whitey Wilson calls Delete stupid for knocking out the ref and is in attack mode until Bobby Eaton hands him the Sharon, the baby head.
  • Suicide dive into an Imperial Slam on Delete at 11:30, but Delete kicked out
  • Delete hits an LA Greetings on Nick Cage at 13 min mark and then another LA Greetings on Darkside.
  • Damien appeared and chokeslammed Delete directly on his neck. Medicsreported a stinger in Delete’s neck after the match.
  • Darkside hit a senton on Nick Cage and PT in the other ring and then hit an Imperial Slam on the barely moving Delete to end the match.

Winner: Darkside

Tag Team Championship – Texas Style – NO DQ: The Rodeo (Ethan Eaton & Cowboy McGee) v The Junk Brothers (c) (13:01)

Referee: Tim Cortez

  • Ethan Eaton dives off Cowboy McGee to the outside on The Junk’s, but lands face first
  • McGee clotheslines Terry into the ring, but Terry rolls over him
  • At 2:50 Cowboy McGee puts the ladder around his neck and spins around knocking down The Junks, but Adam Junk grabs the ladder and twists it.
  • Adam pedigree’s McGee and injures his neck at 6:38 and in the other ring
  • Terry powerbombs Eaton and nearly paralyzes him.
  • McGee hits his elbow drop with the added bonus of steel chair, but too many in the ring to capitalize.
  • Cowboy Mcgee attempted a double crossbody on The Junks, but was caught.
  • Eaton hits The Junks with a chair which caused a double Junk splash.
  • Eaton was on his own at this point and quickly overtaken. The Junks hit a Junksday Device and ended the match.

Winner: The Junk Brothers

Ace in the Hole Qualifier: El Gwardo v Green Goblin “2 Years in the Making” (13:32)

Referee: Tim Cortez

  • Goblin was escorted to ringside by Bethany Steele
  • Top Rope Spinebuster by Gwardo on Goblin at 1:07
  • Goblin went for an early submission at 3:30 with the Figure 4, but Gwardo scrambled to the ropes
  • Huge Chop Block at 5:08 by Goblin who then locked in the Figure 4, but Gwardo was able to reverse it
  • Goblin hit a big Superplex at 6:15
  • Gwardo with some quick thinking reversed the Death on the Nile into a roll up and nearly stole it.
  • Goblin hit the Green Light Special at 10:30, but a delayed cover resulted in a 2 count.
  • Gwardo shocked the world with a moonsault.
  • Finally a Death on the Nile ended the match. The two shook hands to end the match, but as Goblin left the ring Gwardo followed after with a suicide dive. Gwardo lost the match, but was the one who left still standing.

Winner: Green Goblin

Backstage Willy convinced Oscar to give him the last spot in the Rumble in exchange for a locker room full of candy canes.

King of the World Rumble: In Order of Entry: Damien (c), El Gwardo, Cowboy McGee, Slap Slackerson, Cannibal Conniver, Ethan Eaton, Adam Junk, and Stockboy Willy (13:38)

Eliminations:

  • Cowboy Mcgee @ 8:25 by Adam Junk
  • Adam Junk @ 8:28 by El Gwardo
  • Ethan Eaton @ 9:51 by Slap Slackerson
  • Stockboy Willy @ 9:56 by Cannibal Conniver
  • El Gwardo @ 10:45 by Cannibal Conniver
  • Slap Slackerson @ 12:07 by Cannibal Conniver
  • Damien @ 13:38 by Cannibal Conniver

Winner: Cannibal Conniver

Pre Match interviews with AMB and Jonny Blaze

Ace in the Hole Qualifier: Adam Milwaukee Brewer v Jonny Blaze (22:16)

Referee: Nick Cage

  • Just a sidenote: Wild Whitey Wilson mocking Slap during the introductions was hilarious.
  • Jonny Blaze was accompanied to ringside by Green Goblin and Bethany Steele who sat ringside for the duration, reading magazines
  • Match briefly went to the outside, but was not long lived when Blaze superkicked AMB back into the ring
  • AMB began to work the legs and was relentless for the entire match. At one point Blaze didn’t have a single offensive move from 4:30 – 12:20.
  • AMB locked in a Figure Four around the ring post, but Blaze refused to quit.
  • AMB whipped Blaze into a chair leaning against the ring, bending it’s steel frame.
  • AMB hit an A-Bomb calling for the end, but Blaze kicked.
  • Finally Blaze hits an offensive move when he reverses a Jackhammer into a Twist of Fate.
  • He follows it up with a Fallaway Slam, Whisper in the Wind, Blockbuster, and Enzinguri.
  • Blaze goes for a Swanton Bomb, but AMB pulls Nick Cage in the way.
  • AMB goes to powerbomb Blaze from the platform to the ground, but Blaze reverses it into a sunset flip at 19:27.
  • The Reaper appears from the back and Bethany Steel bolts. Goblin tells The Reaper to leave, but is thrown from the ring. The Reaper tombstones Blaze and then chokeslams AMB, but AMB falls on Blaze getting the pinfall.
  • The Reaper hit Bethany Steele with a steel chair before leaving the ring.

Winner: AMB

One Wild Interview with DPO explaining the Ace in the Hole lineup

Undisputed Heavyweight Championship: The Reaper v The Fan (c) (20:00)

Referee: Nick Cage

  • The Fan and Reaper matched strength for strength and Fan took an early advantage with his wrestling knowledge and skill.
  • Fan tried to injure Reaper by wrenching his leg over the ring at 4:49
  • Fan tried to superplex Reaper, but was thrown to the ring. Fan jumped back up to the platform and hit it at 7:32
  • Fan hit a DDT from apron to ground at 9:42
  • Reaper kept rising and hit a big DDT at 11:07 followed by a powerbomb
  • Fan hit a desperation Rock Bottom, but Reaper kicked out
  • Fan tried for the flying headbutt at 13:46, but Reaper moved
  • Reaper followed this up with a chokeslam. He went for a tombstone, but Fan reversed it into a Fan Slam. Fan hit another Rock Bottom, but Reaper kicked again.
  • Reaper hits another chokeslam, but Fan uses his ring presence and puts his foot on the ropes.
  • Blaze appears at ringside with a chair in hand. He looks at Reaper and then hits the Fan, causing Reaper to lose the match.
  • DPO comes out from the announce booth and states that there will be a Triple Threat Match at DM5 for the UHC.

Winner: The Fan via Disqualification